Hey Dude . . . mind if I call you dude?

Just wanted to thank you for mentally checking out because of the holidays. I love that.

And the way you justify it by telling everyone that no one is around, no one buys and how everyone else is mentally checked out . . .

Just makes it so much easier for me to outwork you.

And even if you are in fact, correct and my efforts fail to yield immediate results, I’ll be several weeks ahead of you and enjoying a little something called momentum come the first week in January.

And sorry for talking with my mouth full . . .

I was busy eating your lunch!

Thanks again and let’s do this again next year!

Love ya, mean it

Your Competitor (actually Your Competitor was my Father’s name, you can call me competitor)